President Trump fires National Security Advisor John R. Bolton for his moustache - nominates Sylvester Stallone as his replacement

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President Donald Trump Stunned White house officials on Saturday May 19th, when he fired National Security Advisor John R. Bolton solely due to his personal distaste for Boltons moustache.

Trumps dislike for Boltons moustache is nothing new; Back when Bolton was being considered as the new National Security Advisor, the president had been reluctant to appoint him because of his thick, white moustache.

The president reportedly does not like facial hair. None of Trump's close associates have facial hair, a pattern dating back decades. Shortly before his inauguration, a Trump associate told the Washington Post: "Donald was not going to like that mustache, I can't think of anyone that's really close to Donald that has a beard that he likes."

Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon was quoted as saying "Bolton's mustache is a problem,".

While the exact cause of Trumps dislike for facial hair is still unclear, he has reportedly claimed to prefer associating with people who fit the image pf “central casting”, as well as people who look the part in a Hollywood sense.

After Bolton repeatedly refused to shave his moustache, president Trump reportedly removed Bolton from office and relieved him of his duties, immediately suggesting Sylvester Stallone as his replacement.
“Mr. Stallone is a very good friend of mine, and he is the best and most suited man for the job,” President Trump stated during yesterday’s press conference at the White House. “I am confident that Sylvester will do a great job as the national security advisor. He is a fantastic person, and he knows a lot about security. I know because I’ve seen all his movies. Rambo especially, is my favorite.”

Despite massive protests from the Republican Party, Stallone is slated to begin his new position on Monday, May 21st.

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