The best pizza recommender in Cologne becomes an international influencer

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Cologne, 11th of September

Kevin M. from Cologne is 19 years old and the best pizza recommender in Cologne. In professional circles he is also known as the half german/half polish boy with a heart beating for italian pizza and G&T. One of the shooting stars in pizza industry, Don Vito Corleone, says that Kevin belongs to the most reliable influencers and critics on the world. In July 2017 the german chancellor Angela Merkel called him to ask about the best place for a state banquet with the italian prime minister Paolo Gentiloni. After the state banquet Mr. Gentiloni asked about Kevin to make him an excellent offer: He should travel trough Italy and rate all pizza restaurants. Because of this severe Netflix addiction he refused. His second profession is partying. The french president also invited him to rate all french clubs and partys, but he also refused. He said "I'd like to work with the Italian government or with an italian company. As soon as my Netflix addiction is cured, i will accept the job offer of Mr. Gentiloni. My heart only beats for Italy and italian pizza, so i won't go to France, because all you can eat there, like escargots and baguettes are not as tasty as pizza and pasta."

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