Israel und Palestinian Territories sign Peace Treaty After Legalizing Marijuana

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Only one month after legalizing cannabis, Israeli and Palestinian leaders agreed to a new peace deal, including allowing a semi-autonomous Palestinian State, a common parliament and an end to roadblocks and walls.

"I can't understand what we were fighting about all of this time," exclaimed Mahmoud Abbas as he laughingly lit up a joint with Benjamin Netanyahu. "Yes, we all believe in one God," exclaimed Netanyahu as he tucked into a hash brownie. They laughingly explained that, in order to not offend the three great religions that have their roots in the historic land, all citizens of the country, which will be known as the "United States of Israel and Palestine", will now have a three-day-weekend, including Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This announcement was greeted with great applause.

After the peace ceremony, which had to be interrupted several times due to giggling soldiers and refugees, a huge banquet was prepared, including specialties such as stuffed grape leaves, latkes and cholent. Seventy trucks were brought in to deliver food to the hungry crowd, which included world leaders from around the world. Jubilant Israeli soldiers broke out into a dance of joy with newly-freed Palestinian prisoners, and after the food ran out, a local Arab Israeli provided free falafels and frozen yogurt. For unknown reasons, Donald Trump preferred to stay at Mar-a-Lago, where he is reportedly improving his golf swing.

After the peace signing, ceremonies, a weekend-long event is to be celebrated, including techno music, free halvah and chocolates.

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